DADDY HOTTIE
(Papi Chulo)
Genaro, son of a pilgrim
Is masturbating next to the sink
Which he calls the "Baptismal Font"
With the urge to ejaculate
Listening to Lorna's song:
"Daddy Hottie... I'll Bring You Mmmm."
He's turned on the water tap
Trying to wash.
His girlfriend Pancracia comes running up, yelling:
-Genaro, where are you?
She's grabbed a broom
To give it to him from the front and the back.
-You have no shame, she tells him
-You don't give me that much.
-I want you to get me pregnant
By milking you dry.
-You don't sing or dance
Like the rapper and reggaeton artist Lorna
Besides, I can barely move through your hairy pussy.
-I'm at your feet, handsome
For whatever you want to do and desire.
Like today, and now, alive or dead as she is
Don't put it in me and get pregnant
I'll shove the broomstick up your ass
And you'll fly through the air
Better than the Salem witches
Shoving lit candles up their s
Flying through the woods.
Genaro rubbed it
Like Aladdin with his lamp
Going for Pancracia
But she couldn't bring it back to life.
She grabbed it with her right hand
Taking it towards Genaro's anus
Wanting to fix it
Trying to deceive him
Genaro exclaiming when he put it in:
-This woman is the devil herself
Because without knowing music or singing
She started imitating Lorna
Grabbing my balls.
Pancracia got pregnant
With an imaginary pregnancy
With the bad luck that she had an abortion
Without Genaro having penetrated her.
Genaro, very angry, told her:
-I'm leaving home.
I'm going to a brothel ¡
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