Cutting Room Floor Poems - 7

California Pride

From San Francisco to Sauselito,
I transported a steaming hot burrito. 
I have to Golden Gate to thank - 
but for that bridge, I would have sank.

My brain is back in boxing form.
What?  You think it's not norm-
al for a man to boast
from the California coast? 


Sauselito

Sauselito has every vowel - neato! 


Passive Aggression

Welcome to my house to dine,
fresh lemonade or turpentine?
Turpentine my beloved twit,
but I'll switch glasses when I see fit.


Van Gogh's Decoherence

Van Gogh's eyes were sensitive and keen. 
When he painted a pastoral scene,
his ear picked up interference
and suffered impulsive decoherence.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Dietrich Avatar
February 24, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Your humor is awesome!
Crandall Avatar
February 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Thanks, Andrea - I put my quasi-rejects into these "cutting room floor" poems!
Goldsmith Avatar
February 24, 2026 at 8:58 AM
What a cute write. I needed a laugh... Under the Golden Gate bridge, I will drink fresh old lemonade painting with the eye of Van Gogh. Hahaha!!! Have a fun day writing away............
Crandall Avatar
February 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
haha - thanks - have a good evening!
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