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Ever come down here to weird town? We would love to have you for a short visit Take in some of our long winded pundits Or enjoy a nice put down from our elitist sisters We will serve you fine caffeine and salad sandwiches While we convince your wife she is just a man's whore, so why not enjoy Let us steer you into the sure path of the coward They will teach you fear and how to live with your head in the sand Hating this town is our latest fad Blaming it for all evil is what makes us feel so grand Brainwashing our children to hate our flag We want our fears to be their everlasting faith We'd have you feed on our withering genitalia So it makes us feel important and unquestionably sane We'll be dead soon, but you we'd love to take Down with us and leave our mark between your lovely breasts Our selfish selves hate you, and everything We're just running outta people we could manipulate So, come visit us in weird town We're always open, just walk right on in