Cursed Creature

Goody, goody gumdrops You're a fiddle-fart away To becoming the same piece of s--t you were yesterday Way to go, Basel, you're still an exquisite dog And you'll always be a cursed creature - like an ugly frog You'll never get a kiss & turn into a prince You'll never be anything better - then a bum upgrading his tents You'll never accomplish anything - with your mindframed block 'Cause you never wanna learn anything new - all you do is talk You're a s--tty example - of what the West Coast thinks Southern boys are You're a sorry excuse of a "cowboy" - especially if a girl wished for you on a star You're evil, you're narcissistic, and you truly suck 'Cause all you know is crime, gangs, guns, drugs, and to f--k I truly hope you have a lonely, impossibly hard life And I hope you're banned and forbidden - from EVER finding a wife I hope you experience every evil you've ever done I hope you're banned and forbidden to EVER have children - especially a son I hope you realize you're egotistical and so damn selfish You're meticulous, manipulative, and conniving - like anyone who's elvish You're crazy and oh so delusional - who'd EVER make you a God? I wish they'd capture you and send you back to Hell in your space pod I can't wait 'til they throw your ass back in Hell - where you claim you were King I hope all the pain you've caused - karma 10x back she'll bring I'm happy that you suck at placing, using, and understanding human emotions I hope you choke & die - in every single one of the Universe's radioactive oceans