Curriculum Vitae

Curriculum Vitae
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I was born [so they say] in the usual way.
my mum was of the female persuasion,
[My father was not] but I can't say a lot,
for I've totally forgot the occasion.

We all lived in a box, which once held Dior frocks,
by the side of the furious M6.
Although poor, I'm no fool, and I went to a school,
so fine 'twas Approved, to learn tricks.

In class I was ace - with an angelic face
and A grades in mole-strangling and cheek.
And since starting to work, I’ve proved I’m no jerk:
why, I stuck with one job for a week!

But I’m now in my prime, and ambition’s no crime,
so I'm offering you all of my skills.
If you're female and lusty. [shan’t complain if you’re busty]
we could have multi-positional thrills.
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Captin ever-optimistic Cat
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 1/25/2016 3:19:00 PM
enjoyed this one again. SKAT
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Date: 1/24/2015 7:02:00 AM
John, Stopping by with a nice, sweet Welcome to Poetry Soup. I will get much delight, in reading and in time become familiar with your verse. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile, others passed, when I first join the soup. Wishing you and your poetry the best. I hope you get to meet all the nice poet's around here. Starting with me. SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" Hugs* SKAT
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Date: 1/18/2015 7:01:00 AM
- A warm welcome to the P -Soup, John - Hope you will post many more poems in the future - We are many members here, but always enjoyable with new "poets" - thanks for your first poem! - // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 1/17/2015 10:37:00 PM
I love it, Love ~SKAT~
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Date: 1/17/2015 3:10:00 PM
Oh this made me laugh out loud - great humour:-) Hugs Jan xxx a 7 from me:-)
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