Curriculum Vitae

Curriculum Vitae <><><><><><> I was born [so they say] in the usual way. my mum was of the female persuasion, [My father was not] but I can't say a lot, for I've totally forgot the occasion. We all lived in a box, which once held Dior frocks, by the side of the furious M6. Although poor, I'm no fool, and I went to a school, so fine 'twas Approved, to learn tricks. In class I was ace - with an angelic face and A grades in mole-strangling and cheek. And since starting to work, I’ve proved I’m no jerk: why, I stuck with one job for a week! But I’m now in my prime, and ambition’s no crime, so I'm offering you all of my skills. If you're female and lusty. [shan’t complain if you’re busty] we could have multi-positional thrills. <><><><><><><><><> Captin ever-optimistic Cat