Curious Contraption

the demo expert desperado left the device behind What a marvelously designed contraption; wasn’t that kind? He’s a desperado, an outlaw, he has a despicable mind. Disassemble that apparatus, the truth we must methodically find. The suspicious gadget was calamitous, it burst, cracked and shined. I am going to dismantle it, it scares me said my cousin McWhined. His scared-y-cat attitude bewildered me; was his back even spined? Mystified, I stood up for the device, having a lacksidasical mind. Diminishing dwindling damaging proof rapidly left far behind. After the contraption exploded, a deadly hit that blew up McWhined. The desperado was truly an outlaw, on the run, whom no one can find. Wish I had photo of contraption, which sat two feet from where I dined.