Culinary Delight

CULINARY  DELIGHT

She was an easy baker’s assistant
I was a  dough boy with experience scant
She had the most delicious looking buns -
The attraction was irresistible, like priests to nuns.

As I lunged for her in the parking lot
I accidentally  grabbed her yoghurt pot;
She didn’t want to risk it
So she squashed me biscuit.

More difficult than I reckoned,
It was all over in a  second -
Messy and regrettable
But always unforgettable.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
January 3, 2011 at 4:20 AM
What a way to start out my New Year reading such exceptional poetry. Thank you for starting the new year out with us sharing your wonderful poetry Sydney. Love, Carol
Wilson Avatar
January 2, 2011 at 7:10 AM
very amusing! enjoyed it...love,Deb
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January 2, 2011 at 7:03 AM
I agree with Nick, a wonderful way to enjoy my morning coffee with a smile from your Poetry...always Michael
Faber Avatar
January 2, 2011 at 6:59 AM
that was funny as hell! its nice to laugh first thing in the am, thanks.
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