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Cringy Liberal

This poem is written by a 12 year old writer. I am only the teacher

 Cringy liberal
Waves hands
Yells
Screams about feminist issues
Talks about Bernie Sanders
Talks about legalizing weed
Gets offended easily
Yells about their self diagnosed PTSD and Claustrophobia
Tells you that you are a terrible person and compares you to Joseph Stalin or some other dictator.
Screams at you for not being vegan
Tells you that socialism is a good idea
You tell her that The Nazi’s were socialists
Liberal stutters and doesn’t know w
hat to say.
Finally says a really bad comeback
You tell the liberal to stop talking and that she’s irritating
You tell them that you don’t want to talk to them anymore
Liberal keeps yelling
Liberal tells everyone you know that you’re a terrible person and makes up some lies about you
You talk to your friends
Your friends believe the liberal
They stop talking to you
They ignore you
Basically what happened to me like two weeks ago

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Leo Larry Amadore

Date: 6/3/2016 7:02:00 PM

How unusual to encounter a 12 year old with such entrenched political views; but, hopefully, he/she will mellow a little and come to understand the necessity for "give and take" in such exchanges (and, at 12, although awareness of political stances may be attractive, there are many other interests that may be cultivated.) And, certainly an interesting use of the word "cringy" in the title...