Cream Tea

Jam First then cream, Scone not scone Fulfill that elusive dream. “Its not ideal” I often scream But its something that people often moan Jam first then cream And yet to the heaven as they careen To hear the folk who often drone Fulfill that elusive dream How people with their teas preen And how the others should atone Jam first then cream. Surrender your Englishness become clean You’ll never feel again alone Fulfill that elusive dream. You are perfect do whatever you mean Scone not scone Fulfill that elusive dream But please remember, Jam first then cream.