The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Cream Puffs, Pies, and Chocolate Brownies

Cream puffs, pies, and chocolate brownies Should surely be banned from the planet They have no real value, no redeeming factor We stuff our faces like gannets Moms always says, “Johnie's got a sweet tooth” So when he chows down like a pig It gives him the okay to eat gobs of this stuff Till he no longer can dance a jig Now there ain't nuttin' bad 'bout being obese Some very famous people are blimps Won't name them here for the fear of a lawsuit It would leave me tattered and limp But cream puffs, pies, and chocolate brownies Are delicious morning, noon, and night For breakfast, lunch, or important meetings They're evil but such a delight! © Jack Ellison 2013
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Konos Avatar
June 23, 2013 at 1:06 PM
They are almost as delightful as Jack
Eastman Avatar
June 23, 2013 at 8:44 AM
Dragon sayas'Morning Sunshine'! He loves those Brownies! Stole a pan of them back to his lair... But we knew where he lives and just followed him back there... to join in... With a peace offering of Hot Chocolate... of course. Yum! Yum!
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