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Covid Courtesy

DON'T SNEEZE IN THE BREEZE Unless you say please. DON'T OOZE IN THE BOOZE No choice I would choose. DON'T SNEER AT A TEAR It's a matter of fear. DON'T WEEP IN YOUR SLEEP Your COVID may creep. DON'T CRY WHEN YOU FLY A tear of goodbye. DON'T DRIP ON A LIP No slobber is hip. DON'T SNEEZE A DISEASE On carrots and peas. DON'T FLICK WHEN YOU'RE SICK Whatever you pick. DON'T HUG WITH A BUG In place of a shrug. DON'T DROOL ON A FOOL At home or at school. DON'T KISS WITH REMISS Say no with a hiss. DON'T BLEED WHEN YOU BREED Whatever the need. DON'T BARF ON A SCARF The way that dogs harf. DON'T SOB FOR A SLOB Who took your old job. DON'T WED IF YOUR DEAD Your fluids may spread. DON'T SLIP ON A DRIP And fall as you flip. DON'T DROOL IN A POOL You naughty old fool. DON'T 'BIDE IF YOU DIED Just go back inside. DON'T WOO WITH THE FLU Nobody loves you. DON'T MARRY AND BURY A woman named Larry. DON'T DRIVE NOT ALIVE There's no chance you'll survive. DON'T BORE WITH A SORE That's itching once more. DON'T GO WITH THE FLOW Your Covid may grow.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 6/7/2020 1:20:00 PM
Lots of fun reading your rhymes in this one. I think it's fun to be whimsical like this, especially about the hyped up Covid!!
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Bryan Norton
Date: 6/7/2020 2:37:00 PM
Well, it's always good, I suppose, to have a sense of humor. Having said that, this is no contest winner, but thanks anyway. I loved your Covid comment!
Date: 5/19/2020 7:14:00 AM
Thanks for sharing this, warning everyone in your poetic way. God bless you.
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Bryan Norton
Date: 6/7/2020 2:40:00 PM
Thank you for your great comment. It's nice to hear from you. Good luck in your poems.

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