Corporal Capeman

(This is a fictional poem) He was Corporal Capeman and he wanted to fly like a bird. He was very ugly and he was also an annoying nerd. He was a grown man who actually believed that he could fly. If I said that he was mentally stable, I'd be telling a lie. Just watching him was irritating, it was like a disease. Will somebody shoot this dorky bastard please? When Capeman and Inspector Gadget worked together, they failed. Capeman was probably the reason why Inspector Gadget was cancelled.