Coping With Poo

COPING WITH POO! Two young boys left in charge of a baby, A recipe for disaster that’s no maybe, Take baby to the local fair, Without a care, they did dare, Head for the whip, put baby on one of their laps, She has missed one of her afternoon naps, Is out of her comfort zone, she has a big poo, It’s really stinky, now what do they do? The stinky nappy angers more than a few The atmosphere had a certain poo hue! The whip, twists and whirls and twirls, baby’s nappy Begins to come loose and baby is not happy, She’s feeling sick, she vomits, and the nappy snaps, Poo and vomit fly everywhere, poor chaps! They run, the situation has now become crappie, Most of the people are agitated and unhappy! On the way out buy mom a sweater, Thought she might favor them better! Put baby to bed, she sleeps poo and all, Still wrapped in mom’s new shawl! On her return Mom saw her little angel asleep, But also could see the poo that had begun to creep All the way up to baby’s neck and deep, Into her bed where it had begun to seep! Mom got very cross at first, But thinks of the nappy that burst, She begins to giggle And baby woke up, and began to wiggle, Spreading the poo Which had become like brown glue, Into the sheets, the wall and her hair So now poo was everywhere! It became a hysterical situation, Mostly from moms absolute frustration, Go outside and play she said to the boys, shoo, shoo, I have a great deal of cleaning to do!