Consumer Toad and Grocery Toad

So you have any fresh people legs today? The Consumer Toad asked. The Grocery Store Toad spoke into his intercom. “How fresh are the people legs?” asked Consumer Toad. Grocery Toad shook his head in warning. “I’d go with the ham chops,” he said. “I had ham chops yesterday,” the Consumer Toad said. “Isn’t this McRonald's? I thought you were supposed to have consistency.” “We usually do,” said the Consumer Toad, “But this last set of people legs jumped right off the table and ran out of here; I saw them running down the street this morning.” The Consumer Toad looked sad for a second. Then he asked, “Can you do some French flies? Or is it too early?”