Connections with a Side of Word Salad

Dog and frog rhyme. Cats hate dogs, but sometimes they’re friends. Frogs and hogs and also logs. The frog hogs the logs. Hog is also a pig. Pig and frog are friends. Pig and hog are the same so they are like twins. The cats and dogs are the same. Because I love them all the same. And they both are warm and fluffy. Frogs aren’t warm, so they are mean. You get what I mean? They are all animals. And all animals are like friends. I hear the croaking. The frog is dying. Dog and frog rhyme. We all went to kindergarten, so we all know. And we all learned these same truths. Animals are my friends. And they all connect. All my friends know all my other friends… And they can all walk, but they can’t talk. But still… I am convinced they are all colluding- That’s a word I learned when I got old. That’s a word that I got told.