Confusional and Delusional

I would like to ask, "just what is your problem?"
Too great a task, to narrow it down to one
Your empty mind, from where those twisted words come
Don't think before you speak, you just let them run!

You talk excrement, one more than piss
When you emit those lies, in that venomous hiss
If your targets truth, then you always miss
Your twisted mouth, is so hard to kiss.

It's hard to see, what you gain from it?
Spreading your lies and talking such ****
 (so much so, you must wipe your bum.... with your tongue!!)
Sarcasm is obviously greater than your wit
You stupid careless, thoughtless twit!

Let me tell you, about the babysitters evil plan
Befriending you, while trying to steal your man
Tacey wouldn't be so mean, but i'll bet that you can!
You seem nuttier than a full fat pecan!
©John-Ovan.P.Hull

Your sphincter must not work anymore
So your poop now leaves,  through your jaw
These tedious games are such a bore
Have a happy life, THERE is the door!!
Such a shame, you could have been so much more!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 4/30/2012 6:11:00 PM
Nice poem! I enjoyed reading this. These insults are hilarious. This person seems like a frustrating person to be around. Thankfully there are doors around to part us from these kind of individuals. Always, Laura
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Date: 5/1/2012 8:37:00 AM
Thankyou Laura, I'm not sure I would call it a nice poem? Interesting maybe? I'm glad somebody could appreciate it just on a literary premise,and the tongue in cheek humour (we know which cheek that tongue is in!!) at least there is one person who i haven't upset with this poem?! Take care. Xx
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