College Acceptance

I’m so thrilled to announce my acceptance To my highest choice university! These next four years will fly by in a glance, But from the debt I will never be free. My lighter classes will give me migraines, And my harder classes will mean break downs. I will never recover from the strain Of my degree. I will leave my hometown. The sororities poison my liver. My absent roommate won’t pick up her trash. I consider the flow of the river, And if the waves and my body will thrash. Cheers! I got into the school of my dreams. But these four years aren’t as good as they seem.