Cold Showers Don'T Chill Thrills

I was talking to this sexy girl on the net ( I cannot tell you her name ) I’ve seen her picture on facebook A pic that will make you sweat. We were talking naughty pics Don’t ask, the subject just came up one day Ok it was just quick flirty comments If I must say Then two hours later An email comes through Saying a private naughty pic Just between me and you Now this woman is hot Worth the burns on and hands But you know me :-) I had to stop the pic from stimulating any glands So I thought I would kill two birds with one stone I’d have a cold shower While I have a private viewing at home Out came the extension cord for the laptop As I balanced it on one hand (does it matter which hand?) In a cold shower I slowly panned Reading the message I scrolled and paused It said Here I am dressed as Santa Clause With a wet finger I scrolled with eyes wide And saw a cartoon pic Of Daddymas shaking his but cheeks from side to side As I read the inscription “Gottcha now get back to work” An electric power surge went through me Which made me berserk I bounced off the ceiling The floor and walls And landed on the edge of the bath Right on my Sidney Halls Me wife rushed upstairs And when she saw this, beat me some more With her faithful 2X4 Now it’s ok to have A 1970s Afro in some cases But for a bald man like me It’s not, especially in the wrong places The electricity made me hairs stand on end Under me arms and me private bit which drove me insane Particulally when it makes you walk For a week like John Wayne But the good thing is when we eventually Made love in the dark I made her eyes light up And even spark Well I learned me lesson And won’t do that again I balance the laptop in the basin And try to use a stick to scroll, which is a pain. PS: Thanks Doris you owe me a new laptop Happy thanksgiving