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Cola Up My Nose

I got out the root beer to have a drink.
I poured it in a glass over by the sink.
By accident I went too fast.
I poured way too much for the glass.
Really quick I took a sip,
Frothy foam tickled my lip.
Higher and higher the bubbles rose,
And then the soda went up my nose.
I started to cough, then I started to wheeze
Before I knew it I had to sneeze.
I sneezed so hard, I dropped the glass on the floor,
So I started all over and poured some more.
2005 For Worms in My Lunchbox Collection

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Date: 6/25/2021 11:46:00 AM
True life?
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Laura Spears
Date: 6/26/2021 8:18:00 AM
Mostly true, but haven't dropped a glass yet. Lol

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