The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Cola Up My Nose

I got out the root beer to have a drink.
I poured it in a glass over by the sink.
By accident I went too fast.
I poured way too much for the glass.
Really quick I took a sip,
Frothy foam tickled my lip.
Higher and higher the bubbles rose,
And then the soda went up my nose.
I started to cough, then I started to wheeze
Before I knew it I had to sneeze.
I sneezed so hard, I dropped the glass on the floor,
So I started all over and poured some more.
2005 For Worms in My Lunchbox Collection
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Leffanta Avatar
June 25, 2021 at 11:46 AM
True life?
Spears Avatar
June 26, 2021 at 8:18 AM
Mostly true, but haven't dropped a glass yet. Lol
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