Cockroach Concert

All thanks to William Wordsworth, one of our greats

I wandered in my kitchen round
floating high on cocaine broaches
all at once guess what I found
a nest of golden cockroaches 
inside the stove, beside the fridge
singing and dancing on every ridge

Continuous gold in costumes fine
eyes a-twinkling;  looks of gay
parades in never-ending lines
the bug-stards out in full array
ten thousand I would estimate
with spindly legs on roller skates 

They weaved and waved in glorious tune 
to Bug Stars' hit "We're wild and free"
well good to make a poet swoon
to hear such perfect harmony
I gazed in wonder at this troupe
outdoing any pro rock group

Skilled crooners crooned while chorus girls
in-sync tap-tapped and showed slim knee 
with hoops and loops and swirls and twirls
each pitch they met with practiced ease
involuntarily I swayed 
blew air kisses in accolade 

Now oft in bed when sleep eludes
in vacant and depressive mode
their scrabble on my mind intrudes
as on my food their sh-t they load
and then my heart with rue is stocked
cocaine's a bug-ger!! I'll smoke my socks!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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December 30, 2015 at 11:13 PM
Delysia, I'd never close the year on poetry soup, without saying thank you to all the poets on my favorite list. Wishing you the best this coming year **2016** Happy New Year... Always & Forever ~LINDA~
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July 6, 2014 at 12:56 PM
Hi Delysia, I am glad I came upon this delightful gem that I really enjoyed reading. It is no wonder that you made the winner's list with this wonderful write! Congratulations!
Deschler Avatar
November 27, 2013 at 2:26 PM
A very entertaining and unique poem! I really love the rhyming in this one! A fantastic poem, Licia!...Thank you for the kind congrats on my poem. I appreciate it very much, my friend!
Fisher Avatar
November 18, 2013 at 8:42 PM
Way to go on the contest. This knocked my socks off(not the smoking kind, lol).
A   Avatar
November 18, 2013 at 6:11 PM
Delysia, . ;) Congratulation, on your winning fantasy poem... Sending Smiles. *LINDA*
Mehta Avatar
November 18, 2013 at 12:00 AM
Congratulations on the fine win, delysia
Onclaud Avatar
November 17, 2013 at 11:10 PM
something extraordinary this is,licia...applause to you for a top win!...:) huggs
Timperley Avatar
November 13, 2013 at 3:15 AM
Blast! Can't do the last, too hot for socks here..gimme time I'll think o sumting.
Kendrick Avatar
November 10, 2013 at 5:16 AM
Interesting work..Hallucinations?..Seems like I have read the poem which you referred to at the end..Enjoyed the humor in the work..Thanks for stopping by..Yes, many families have lived in pverty and some who think that they lived in poverty only thought that they were in poverty for there were others who were much worse off..Sara
Cavanaugh Avatar
November 7, 2013 at 7:06 AM
What a hilarious poem. Bravo! Love it.
Smith Avatar
November 4, 2013 at 1:13 PM
This read like a story to me and i Laughed out loud. I just knew when you got to bed that night you would start thinking of what they were doing. All in all it this was very fun to read
Jones Avatar
October 29, 2013 at 10:42 PM
Oh my...I just laughed till I peed my pants....great stuff....:-) :-) thanks
Lamoureux Avatar
October 29, 2013 at 9:59 AM
Outstanding and so much fun, love it!
Breidenthal Avatar
October 27, 2013 at 3:00 PM
Impressive verse. Wow! Roaches arent my favorite bug, but man, you described them with much poetic eloquence--all thanks to that bugger cocaine heehee. I love your humor too. Always, Laura
Onclaud Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 8:11 PM
i can imagine the kind of music these bugs make, licia.. how pleasantly extraordinary is this piece; just wonderful..:) huggs
Adams Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 7:21 PM
this poem takes the reader on a magical journey through your use of images and humor combined...enjoyed this great write from you :)
Ellison Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 5:20 PM
SMOKING YOUR SOCKS!!!!!!! ROTF! Loved this one my dear! You are a HOOT!!! Big big smackeroonies! xoxoxoxox
A   Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 1:35 PM
Hello Delysia, wow... what a poem! wow! makes me want to dance... interesting line... -----------> floating high on cocaine broaches .. love the poem...LINDA
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October 26, 2013 at 4:05 AM
Well Licia, you started out with a beautiful, imaginative fantasy and then...Wham! That hilarious last verse as only you can do...You got me again! By the way, I tried smoking my socks once and it's just not the same....
Bauer Avatar
October 25, 2013 at 10:37 AM
ha! this is absolutely hilarious! bravo!
Mehta Avatar
October 25, 2013 at 5:40 AM
My mind wandered in a lonely place, enjoyed the beauty of the poem, delysia
Seal Avatar
October 24, 2013 at 7:31 PM
Those daffodils will never look the same now Sis lol. I wouldn't worry about trying to kill em off, if the 'Bug-stards' are anything like other groups they'll make one comeback after another. Obvious they like their audience lol, who can blame them? Another classic comedy piece. Take care, Richard
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