Christmas List

Santa never gives to me
The gifts which I request
My kids get all the things they want
I get stuff  I detest
There are novelty socks
A useful tool
The Christmas jumper 
Far too small
Box of hankies
Monogrammed
Things never go
The way I planned
What happened to
My Cobra AC
Why didn’t he
Get that for me

There are other things
Upon my list
 I think you soon
Will get the gist
Ferrari or a TVR
Or any other 
Old sports car
My Christmas list
Is not extensive
I just want a car
that’s old
And expensive
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Kendrick Avatar
December 27, 2009 at 5:30 AM
Yes, John, someone should have thought enough to get you the Hotwheel that you wanted. Keep the humorous poems coming for we all need a little laughter in our lives. Sara
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