Christmas Is Coming

Christmas is coming But I am not humming Gifts are being bought and adverts are starting strumming Not for me though Because I see the holy tree and I see the folly So does anyone else here want my brolly What is it we all want Other than just another font Baby Jesus here you lie, and yes you also died But please don’t tell us any lies You died to save us, yes you did But that wasn’t my gig I live and breathe the Easter story But not on my watch anymore as you ignored me at the door Where is my Mum and where is my Dad How do you square all that? DAMO