Christmas Corvette

Santa Claus, make this the best Christmas yet. Could you bring me a Chevrolet Corvette? I need a six-speed with a powerful V-8. A leather interior and BOSE CD stereo will be great. It does not matter if it has red, white, or blue paint. I have not been anything less than a saint. I have treated everyone I know with kindness. This year, I did not even cheat the IRS! I know you will not get it down my chimney. There is no need to put it under the tree. You do not have to wrap it for Christmas Day. Just leave it parked in my garage driveway. That morning, I want to zoom it down the highway. With such a machine, I will really be cooking. I just hope the patrol cars will not be looking. Santa, I have just one more modest plea: Could you pay the first year’s insurance for me? The premiums are outrageous here in New Jersey.