Chinese Medicine

They say that it will cure all your ills, It's liquid and doesn't come in pills; will it cure, anxiety, trauma and impropriety? depression, obsession, angst and obesity? Flatulence, disobedience, lack of ********, boredom, constipation, sickness and a sore bum, morbidness, being morose, getting rid of a dose, help ejaculation, deaf and dumb, making you come. Phobias, hang-overs, make-overs, hand rovers, sexual harassment, groping and embarassment, corruption, bribery, graft, lying and dying, cheating, beatiing, passing exams without trying. No, it won't, unless you're into psychosomatic, in which case, you're route to paradise will be automaric.