Chew Toys

In the window of a pet shop 
Is a prominent display
Of the type of chew toys dogs would love
For rough and tumble play.

Some are shaped like bones or hot dogs
But to really make pets jump,
There are soft dolls which resemble
Either Hillary or Trump.

As a chew toy, they’re quite brilliant
But I’ll bet they’ll soon be gone
When the pet-less realize they would work
To practice voodoo on!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Allison Avatar
September 20, 2016 at 1:24 PM
Oh that is hilarious Ilene ... I bet they are selling like hot cakes - I wish you could post a picture of them lol:-) hugs Jan xx7
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