Chav Poem

Walking around looking mentally dormant,
just the one thought of, "I'm so important",
living life as a narcissist,
thinking they've an **** to kiss.

The brain didn't develop
but the genitals did,
now this pillock's
bred a stupid kid.
Forget climate change,
forget global warming,
there's a serious case 
of "dumb as muck" spawning.
They've no brain to trace 
behind a blank stare face,
just empty silent space,
we must save the human race.

The name these fellows have,
Completely Hollow And Vacant,
or CHAV.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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April 25, 2019 at 12:13 PM
this line made me laugh, and would make a great bumper sticker! "forget global warming, there's a serious case of "dumb as muck" spawning"
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