Chastushkas

Chastushkas

I would love to write a poem as hilarious as could be.
But it seems like funny poems will not come out of me.
So I practice my Chastushkas in hopes I will succeed.
A better sense of humor must be what I need.
I wish that I could buy one, but they are not in the store.
I have searched dictionaries and thesauruses galore.
I have looked along the freeway and down the country roads
But the funny inspirations seem to hop away like toads.
There are so many writers that have a humorous touch.
And I wish I had it, too… very much.
I guess I must remember to write down the funny things I see around.
Like the time I saw kids rolling, laughing wildly on the ground.
But until then, I’ll use my pen to hone my funny bone.
Writing those Chastushkas until I do not laugh alone…


 © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 19, 2010

Poetic form:  Couplets

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 1/21/2010 12:08:00 AM
You have a light touch Dane.Best wishes with your artistic endeavours.Rgds Brian & thanks for your welcome comments today
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Date: 1/20/2010 8:33:00 AM
Maybe your are just too serious Dane. You seem like a quite humorous person talking on the phone.Smile! Being serious all the time while seeking the truth doesn't change the facts of reality. For the truth rest in the reality, of which God is one. We sometimes don't seek God as the manifest reality. Thanks for your most gracious comment. Sincerely, Love, Moses
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Date: 1/20/2010 8:12:00 AM
Well...what's wrong with this one???? Very funny in my opinion!! Love it...Marty
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Date: 1/20/2010 6:35:00 AM
YOu did very well describing your plight, Dane Ann and even with a humorous touch, I might add!! A very enjoyable read, and by the way, what the heck are chastushkas? That word has a really cool ring to it! LUv, Andrea
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Date: 1/19/2010 7:24:00 PM
Well there it is, clever, cute, with funny as well. It's hard to be funny for me in poetry because I take it so seriously and I wouldn't want to lessen the punch of any other work. I think I have two funny poems, one of which I was a little intoxicated when I wrote, the other I was just looking to offend people ha. I liked this very much, thanks for the influence. Micah
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Date: 1/19/2010 3:50:00 PM
great rhyming but couldn't figure out what a chataskas was. i've been kind of dry myself i think i'll try humor. i have some i haven't used gathering dust. yours john
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Date: 1/19/2010 3:15:00 PM
Great write, as usual, Dane-Ann! Thank you very much for reading and leaving your kind comments on my poem! Peace and love, Audrey
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Date: 1/19/2010 2:31:00 PM
I read all of those chastushkas.... I thought they were great... Inspired me to write one.... Good work DASJ.....:JP]
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