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Charm the Pants Off

I'm way down the track, over eighty by golly
But my choo-choo has yet to run off the trolley
Still eat by myself
I'm in pretty good health
Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies

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Charmaine Chircop

Date: 10/14/2016 8:16:00 AM

You do dear Santa : )lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/14/2016 8:20:00 AM

CHARMAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My apologies for my absence!!! Still love you a bunch! Sweetness defines you and alway has!!! Aww so nice to hear from you, sweet soul... love you a bunch STILL, Jack xxxxxx

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 10/10/2016 8:37:00 PM

Awesome write Jack, your charm is unique and made me smile. Hugs

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/11/2016 7:51:00 AM

WOWSERS!!! You are so sweet... thanks a bunch dear friend!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 10/10/2016 9:15:00 AM

His I D might say he's old...but that's not what I'm told... he's limber and spry...not at all shy...and keeps the dollies warm when they're cold

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/11/2016 7:52:00 AM

LOL!!!! Used to be shy way back when... BUT not now!!! LOL

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/10/2016 8:54:00 AM

Dollies and follies and furgles and beer//Jackson has hair growing out of his ear//His teeth must still work//He's not yet berserk//so girlies have you no fear! / How bout dem Jays? I hope they don't disappoint you again this year.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/11/2016 7:53:00 AM

JAYS ALL THE WAY!!! (I hope!) GOOD GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!