Charge D Affaires Struck By Lightning Bolt

Charge d'affaires struck by lightning bolt While high falutin dip low matt flying his kite insurgents planned coup d'etat clear out of blue, a devilish forked, jagged, knifed dagger "O" type electric current licked more'n the pants off harried envoy clear rants heard all the way to Timbuktu damn donnybrook loosing mayhem special averred ambassador last best hope thwarting total mortal Kombat Zeus bribed - putin two and two... together spelled collusion arch enemies of democracy de facto 2020 election in cahoots, whereby sore loser trumped, activated thinly veiled plot made good diabolical promise demanding winning or else "ye ain't seen nuttin" imposing himself victor nee, declaring tyrannical prince sup pulled "purple" reign, despite just shy winning majority crowed as "FAKE" optical illusion claimed apparatchik infiltrated voting booths rigged machination stole courtesy bounty on mutiny playbook page, the average joe buyed entire hook, sink, and liner titanic ruse to unseat all time self crowned best president, apprentice skills garnered thru "art of the deal," albeit machiavellian who refused to admit defeat usurped, proclaimed, kindled... diktat upon those opposed driving fiat vis a vis disallowing, discharging, disenabling, disguising, distilling carving up United States in league courtesy best buddies Kim Jong Un populace will pay price bear every burden every hardship el don jon doth punishingly mete out recruiting military modern death cab for cutie squads dirty deeds done dirt cheap personal vendetta and vengeance as just desserts succeeding presidential term to abdicate pronto lest civilization bombed back into stone age no matter enfranchisement law within lady liberty land, nonetheless he decreed global hegemony forever pressed hot button omnipresent nightmare manifest destiny global destruction unleashed threatened to obliterate every last trace of mankind!