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Know why our phones are called “cell phones” Because we are prisoners no matter what time zone Nosy listeners can only hear One side using both ears We're even able to talk while sitting on the throne

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Date: 7/6/2019 11:40:00 AM
Hi Jack, I am prisoner through and through. If I didn't have a cellphone I wouldn't be able to view your fine limericks:-) Alexis
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/6/2019 12:36:00 PM
Awww! So sweet of you dear Alexis! Thanks for dropping by, lovesies, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 7/5/2019 10:47:00 AM
land line for me...love that play on words man...'cell'phone...look at the people as they go round...lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/5/2019 10:57:00 AM
Basically, we ARE prisoners... just look around! AMAZING!!!
Date: 7/5/2019 10:47:00 AM
And today they're making love virtually on cell phones...don't know about the baby part...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/5/2019 10:54:00 AM
That might be a little difficult!!! LOL
Date: 7/5/2019 10:30:00 AM
Beats the old days , quick clean up, rush to the phone and it would stop lol.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/5/2019 10:52:00 AM
Oh the good old days before cell phones... ADDICTION??? You betcha, BIG TIME!
Date: 7/5/2019 8:37:00 AM
Excellent poem babe! :)))) xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/6/2019 5:38:00 PM
A "FLIP PHONE"??? Hmmm... LOL
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Maureen McGreavy
Date: 7/5/2019 10:34:00 AM
How did you know I had a flip phone? ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/5/2019 10:25:00 AM
OKAY you flipped my flipper today Miss Mo!!!!!! Overflowing love... Happy Jack XOX
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/5/2019 10:14:00 AM
We are definitely prisoners eh! Just check out the food court at the local mall! EVERBODY!!! Lovesies Happy Jack XOXOX