Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Cell Phones

Know why our phones are called “cell phones”
Because we are prisoners no matter what time zone
Nosy listeners can only hear
One side using both ears 
We're even able to talk while sitting on the throne

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Alexis Y. July 6, 2019 at 11:40 AM Hi Jack, I am prisoner through and through. If I didn't have a cellphone I wouldn't be able to view your fine limericks:-) Alexis Jack Ellison July 6, 2019 at 12:36 PM Awww! So sweet of you dear Alexis! Thanks for dropping by, lovesies, Happy Jack XOX

Arturo Michael July 5, 2019 at 10:47 AM And today they're making love virtually on cell phones...don't know about the baby part... Jack Ellison July 5, 2019 at 10:54 AM That might be a little difficult!!! LOL

Sand Blown July 5, 2019 at 10:47 AM land line for me...love that play on words man...'cell'phone...look at the people as they go round...lol Jack Ellison July 5, 2019 at 10:57 AM Basically, we ARE prisoners... just look around! AMAZING!!!

Tom Cunningham July 5, 2019 at 10:30 AM Beats the old days , quick clean up, rush to the phone and it would stop lol. Jack Ellison July 5, 2019 at 10:52 AM Oh the good old days before cell phones... ADDICTION??? You betcha, BIG TIME!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart July 5, 2019 at 8:37 AM Excellent poem babe! :)))) xomo! Jack Ellison July 6, 2019 at 5:38 PM A "FLIP PHONE"??? Hmmm... LOL Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart July 5, 2019 at 10:34 AM How did you know I had a flip phone? ;) Jack Ellison July 5, 2019 at 10:25 AM OKAY you flipped my flipper today Miss Mo!!!!!! Overflowing love... Happy Jack XOX Jack Ellison July 5, 2019 at 10:14 AM We are definitely prisoners eh! Just check out the food court at the local mall! EVERBODY!!! Lovesies Happy Jack XOXOX