Cell Phone Mania
Cell phones to the right,
cell phones to the left,
cell phones, cell phones
everywhere I look.
Red alert, stop listen!
shut up and drive,
shut up and read,
cell phones, why so many.
Everyone talking,
cell phones in cars,
cell phones in bars,
eating places, cell phones
there you can't escape
from them.
I say to myself, the restroom,
no one would dare,
use cell phone in there,
oh no, I hear someone
talking to me, I answer them,
oh sorry sir, didn't know you
were on your cell phone.
Oh so many,
shut up and walk.
Do away with cell phones
and it would be like
the crash of "29".
People need cell phones
sometimes they're nice
to have, but so many
cell phones.
As the old saying goes,
if you can't lick'em'
join them.
Cell phone, cell phone
now how do I use this
thing, oh cell phone, cell phone,
Hello, hello, oh that's
you mert. #
refering to fiber mcgee and molly radio show. #
wrote 1-19-07 I hope I didn't offend anyone.
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