Cat's Day Out

Cat purrs and stretches in nine directions There must be something wrong with him I take it to the vet for his protection The doctor puts him to sleep.... Temporarily...This poem is G rated Don't want to kill a little kitty Doc gives it a shot of whiskey Cat-nip I think The cat will be back on all four feet Real soon he will be ready for petting The cat...not the vet...(for clarity) Gold fish make better pets They don't take drugs or purr You don't have to buy them clothes Put them in a bowl of water And let them swim in circles Fish go glug If they gurgled it would be terrible The cat loves them to death No one is perfect