Catch 22

Catch-22 If I say I love you I’m too possessive. If I fail to say I love you I’m not romantic enough. If I work twelve-hour days I don’t spend enough time with you. If I only work four-hour days I don’t show enough ambition. If I discipline the children I’m too harsh. If I don’t discipline the children I’m too lax. If I suggest we go on a date I’m to frivolous. If I suggest we just stay at home I’m too cheap. If I want to be intimate I’m oversexed. If I’m not in the mood I’m not a good lover. If I want to be spur of the moment I’m too impulsive. If I want to plan I’m too overly cautious. I can’t win for losing. I’m in a catch-22.