Careers Advice

Be a Teacher - earn not a lot, 
work a lot - be stressed to the 
point you’ll lose your sanity. 
The government will constantly 
try its hardest to deliver new 
and improved stresses to your life.

Be a Dr - eat, drink and live stress. 
Work every single hour of your life 
and burn out quickly! 

Be a Fireman - the government will 
make a new art out of cutting your 
funding and working you at a stupidly 
excessive rate. Oh and If the public 
want to abuse you the government 
will do nothing.

Only work for the council if you are an 
expert in doing everything the government 
wants for no funding. Careers advice:. 

Be a Tory politician - lie, deceive, lie, 
deceive, lie, deceive. Avoid paying tax, 
treat immigrants ‘differently’ don’t worry 
about the public - they’re the sh#t on 
your shoe. 

Pensions - wait until you are 200 years 
old to qualify - but you’ll pay in all your 
working life.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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February 5, 2020 at 11:10 PM
Very well done, Yorkshire Poet!
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