Careers Advice

Be a Teacher - earn not a lot, work a lot - be stressed to the point you’ll lose your sanity. The government will constantly try its hardest to deliver new and improved stresses to your life. Be a Dr - eat, drink and live stress. Work every single hour of your life and burn out quickly! Be a Fireman - the government will make a new art out of cutting your funding and working you at a stupidly excessive rate. Oh and If the public want to abuse you the government will do nothing. Only work for the council if you are an expert in doing everything the government wants for no funding. Careers advice:. Be a Tory politician - lie, deceive, lie, deceive, lie, deceive. Avoid paying tax, treat immigrants ‘differently’ don’t worry about the public - they’re the sh#t on your shoe. Pensions - wait until you are 200 years old to qualify - but you’ll pay in all your working life.