Care To Share, I Always Say

"CARE TO SHARE. I ALWAYS SAY" I sat in the green booger today, reading and waiting. I lit my cigarette and let the smoke make love to everything it touched. there was a pep boys auto service to the right of me and music blared out of the garages: sweet home Alabama and I swear. dreadful combination if you ask me but to the technicians inside, just a distraction until it's time to go home and tickle their whores. my cigarette eventually came down to the filter and as I turned the page, my mouth opened and a sneeze shot out like a German celebrating a victory the moment their tank hatch opened. it was then, I let out a hot and steamy passing of gas. I looked around to see if anyone was there to hear or smell it but I was alone. the music had stopped and I knew that I'd have to wait for another opportunity to create this perfect combination of mucus and gas. By: Chicano Eddie 9-21-2016