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Carcinoma

Carcinoma! From the sun, hot, burning on your face. Now you must come clean, Didn’t use sunscreen, And you’ve done huge damage to your base! Carcinoma! Get those babies frozen right in place. And the ones that are too large for that, We can use the scalpel to erase! We know this did not go as planned It will only cost a couple grand. What did you say? Yeow! They only take prepay? You’d better do it, Don’t take your time, Carcinoma, Carcinoma, today! —————
To the tune of “Oklahoma!” From the musical “Oklahoma!” Written 03/12/2022

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Date: 3/13/2022 11:06:00 AM
excellent advice perhaps a sun cream company could use this as a jingle, I sure love the film Oklahoma and if I see it again I will think of your excellent parody:-) hugs Jan xx the captcha is wkd = wicked lol
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 3/13/2022 1:58:00 PM
Silly, to be sure, but fun! Thanks!

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