Caps Lock Is On

WHEN I SEE PEOPLE START TO WRITE WITH CAPS LOCK ON I BASH MY HEAD AGAINST A ROCK UNTIL I'M GONE THEY DO NOT EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO PUNCTUATE AND ALSO GRAMMAR DO THEY CHOOSE TO DESECRATE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE I SWEAR IF I SEE YOU I'LL KNEE YOU IN THE FACE SPAM CLICK SPAM CLICK SPAM CLICK SPAM CLICK SPAM CLICK PREPARE TO FEEL THE LENGTH AND WRATH OF MY LARGE STICK PRAY TO GOD. GO ON AND PRAY I'LL NEVER FIND YOU ANY DAY MYSTERIOUS MAN BEHIND THAT SCREEN TYPING THESE LETTERS LARGELY SEEN YOU WILL DIE ATTACHED TO TIGHTENED FETTERS OR BETTER YET, CRUSHED BY CAPITAL LETTERS IN A SECOND OR TWO, I'M ABOUT TO STRANGLE YOU WITH MOFF NOW I ASK YOU AGAIN, WON'T YOU PLEASE TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?