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Capitol Offense

The White House is on a great lot It's Washington's drive to it spot But guards only train That terror's to contain So mentally ill there get shot Author's note: The new treatment for postpartum depression is now a firing squad.

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/26/2013 3:04:00 PM

Thank you Duke for the lovely comment... You have always been nice to me... feel free to give and offer advice when you want. and about your limerick... LOL, i love the whole POSTPARTUM depression...fits what's going on right now.. government wise... always~ LINDA

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 10/19/2013 11:15:00 PM

Great one, Duke! It's good to be aware. Thanks for sharing. Always, Laura

Debbie Duncan

Date: 10/17/2013 4:03:00 PM

Those people are disgusting up on that hill . They all need to be shot. Hello Duke ;}

Duke Beaufort
Date: 10/25/2013 11:12:00 AM

Well, we can't do that. But we can make fun of them. There is a joke going around...Terrorists take over the Capitol and threaten to burn all the members of Congress with gasoline. So special envoys are sent our to raise the ransom money. However, when they ask for money, the folks around the country simply remark that they would only be willing to contribute money to cover the cost of the gas. (Terrible!)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/10/2013 10:12:00 PM

VERY news worthy limerick, my friend. Shoot first and ask questions later. they are quite the lot in DC these days!!!

Nigel Fox

Date: 10/5/2013 3:46:00 PM

Looking like you should - looking at uncensored shots ! She pushed it - chances - many given Would you let a person stab you just beacause they are ill !

Duke Beaufort
Date: 10/6/2013 11:14:00 AM

Law enforcement people are usually considered to be heroic. They put their lives in jeopardy every day. They have to handle many dangerous situations, That is part of their job. Not killing the innocent or the sick when it is not necessary to do so. So I only ask a question--was it necessary to kill in this case?