Can'T Find It Where Did I Put It

Ok where did I put it?
It was here a minute ago
A few lines some where
Mmmmm, don’t know

Better check the dog
In it’s mouth 
May have went in 
And now it’s travelling south

Nope! 

Better check the wife’s draws
She’s got quite big underwear
Mmmmmmm, nope
Not under there


Better check with imaginary friend Glen
Ever since his been on the dole
His short of money
May have used it as a bog role

Nope!

Uuuuuh found it 
Guess where is been?
With me all along
Been typed up on the screen.


*Did you see my poem, I lost it! contest*

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 7/14/2010 7:37:00 PM
I love the wit of this one. Congratulations, one of the cleverest in the contest!
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Date: 7/13/2010 12:27:00 PM
Congratulations Sidney on your win in A Rambling Poet's contest "Did you see my poem, I lost it!". Love, Carol
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Date: 7/12/2010 5:09:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. Congratulatons on your win in Constance's contest. Enjoy your success. Keep on writing. Karen
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Date: 7/12/2010 2:42:00 PM
Congrats Sidney on your HM in the lost poem contest with this wonderful right.. your prediction came true for Operation:Organization .. thankxxx my friend.. for your encouragement.. with luv..as u enjoy your very special honor..
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Date: 7/11/2010 11:29:00 PM
cute one, good luck in the contest
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Date: 7/11/2010 11:26:00 PM
haha, we've all experienced things like this before, looking for something that is right in front of your face, in many ways! ~Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 7/11/2010 9:12:00 PM
enjoyed, smiles and a wonderful poem,..p.d.
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Date: 7/11/2010 8:49:00 PM
I like this Sidney.. its original and fresh.. good luck in the contest.. and thankxx for your wonderful compliments to my entry also.. its all about the poetry and our expressions to share.. with luv..
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