Can you babysit the twins

Grandpa bull wanted so privacy, but was asked to sit
for two toddler twin calves named Marm and Whit
They opened the door and played with the toilet paper
Crawled onto his lap, and threw down his newspaper

Now I know to never keep the bathroom door open he said to Grandma Tee
They were having a great time, but it was rather uncomfortable for me
Daughter said I have not been to the bathroom by myself for two years
They love it when you are in the bathroom and they have dog ears
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