Calling In Sick

Brrrrrriiiinnnnnggggggggggggggggg Good. She is not going to pick up. You can talk to a machine. So much easier. Hello? Hello? Um, ah, hey, boss, I am seriously sick today. There is no way I can come to work. What is wrong? I have pneumonia, asthma, possible flu, my leg is broken and my head just fell off. Drop the phone now. That is enough. Some people might even consider it overkill.