Cajun Fried Thanksgiving

Injeck evey POD a dad pluckin' bird Wid a quote a chow-chow seasonne Led id sid in dem fridge (Fo tree whole day, sha!) You god dad fry-pot on da poach? FAAR id up an po in dad stuff Heed dis ere PEA-nut orle bout tree fitty (Taak almos a dhaam hour!) Led dad big-boy fraa til it GOL-brown (Don WOORY, it gid all da way done!) Oooh-wee! Dem smell ghoood! Whad you gon use a KNIFE fo? Id fall rhaad apard in dem finger... (Khepp yo fithy HAN off mha tuckey!!) ***If you've never had fried turkey, you don't know what you're missing...