Cage a Oiseaux

She looked like heaven 
when I seen her
and from her back side
she looked leaner
than any girl thats 
come to dance in here
with those jeans
so very tight
and her hair
bleached platinum white
It was all I could do
not to stare
It hung down 
around her shoulders
as I dreamt of
massive boulders
that poor little silk shirt 
had to bare
I took another shot
as I cashed in my lots
and went to invite her 
for a beer
when she slowly
turned around
I nearly got knocked down
when I saw Her mustache 
and Her beard
that's when I looked around
and the funny thing I found
everybody looked at me
like I was weird 

This actually happened. Years ago, I went to a night club that I hadn't been to in a year or so, not realizing it had become a gay bar----whoops
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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A. Sharma Avatar
August 13, 2015 at 1:49 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning witty write Jerry!
A  Avatar
August 13, 2015 at 1:43 AM
nice win
Allison Avatar
August 5, 2015 at 6:42 AM
ha ha ha simply hilarious Jerry made me laugh out loud:-) hugs Jan xx 7 xx
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