Cab Driver's Oodles of Moolah

a cab driver's day can be partly bad luck, partly glee, just always be on your toes, you won't get a bloody nose; backseat lovebirds snuggle and softly coo to each other, next minute, they quarrel, snarl and commit murder; a celestial chick hops in, stuns you with just a wink and a magnum in your rib, nothing left for your drink; a crazed hubby grabs you, so you zoom after a chopper for his wife and pilot lover, leaps out your door, he's over; bank robbers kick you out and roar away in your cab, in panic they leave behind oodles of moolah in a bag!