Cab Driver's Oodles of Moolah

a cab driver's day can be
partly bad luck, partly glee,
just always be on your toes,
you won't get a bloody nose;

      backseat lovebirds snuggle
      and softly coo to each other,
      next minute, they quarrel,
      snarl and commit murder;

a celestial chick hops in,
stuns you with just a wink
and a magnum in your rib,
nothing left for your drink;

      a crazed hubby grabs you,
      so you zoom after a chopper
      for his wife and pilot lover,
      leaps out your door, he's over;

bank robbers kick you out
and roar away in your cab,
in panic they leave behind
oodles of moolah in a bag!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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