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I love to dance, But her feet still hurt, I guess I kind of keep stepping on her shoes. I love to gamble, But I am no good at it, Sometimes I win, but always I loose. I love to golf, But I am a real hacker, My scores would be worse if I counted all of my strokes. I love to laugh, But I cannot remember, Punch lines when I repeat most of the jokes. I love to sing, But I can’t carry a tune, My wife leaves the bathroom when I’m taking a shower. I love to read, But I fall asleep, If I sit down with a book for more than an hour. I love to drive, But I always get lost, Turning around is something that I will not do. I love watching movies, But hate interruptions, So please don’t talk to me until it is through. I love the water, But I always sink, I guess I never really learned how to swim. I love being fit, But too often I’m lazy, I never can seem to find time for the gym. I love to talk, But my vocabulary is limited, Big words and synonyms I often forget. I love lots of things, But there’s always some reason, Why I haven’t found the one thing I’m real good at yet.