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Bull Poop

There's 20,000 species of fish in the world's oceans
More than the women to whom I've been devoted
Bragging I admit
Perhaps a wee bit
With some exaggeration and bull poop I'm loaded

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Lim'Rik Flats Date: 9/25/2017 7:48:00 AM Plenty of fish in the sea//But for Jackson only three//The first, the last and the next//He' probably writing a text//to the next lady he'd like to see. POOP ON JACKIE BOY!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/25/2017 7:58:00 AM Now I may have taken this exaggeration thing a bit too far!!! TALK AT YOU TOMORROW!!! CHEERS!

Jan Allison Date: 9/25/2017 7:24:00 AM ha ha ha love it Jack i can't resist a bit of bull poop lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/25/2017 7:36:00 AM Kinda knew this title would grab you Miss Fartsy lover! LOL LOVESIES Jacko!!! xxx

Russell Sivey Date: 9/25/2017 7:19:00 AM Jackson, check out my Limerick, "Illiterate," you may enjoy it! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/25/2017 7:21:00 AM Will check it out!

Russell Sivey Date: 9/25/2017 7:06:00 AM You are loaded with a lot of bull sometimes my friend, and it's good that you are because if you weren't you would be some awful guy...due to your limericks putting you down so many times...or elevating yourself sky high that you fall to the Earth with a bang and a boom! Ha! You are a wonderful guy my friend, I wouldn't trade you for anything! What a grandiose poem you have written here! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/25/2017 7:10:00 AM YUP! I'm the reason they call it the big bang theory!!! LOL