Broken Ashtray

I wanna make love to you until your crotch turns blue. Just climb up and enjoy the view. It's a natural urge and I'm on the verge of losing my patience. They say you gotta take your time, spend a dime before dropping a rhyme, oh, **** I've been there. It's all just a well devised scheme, a traditional theme you must align with. Since the very first microbe noticed an easy road they've been takin' a fat load without even a slight goad. We're all toads, so it servers us right. I got no problem with the way the system works, and the ass of civilization will continue to twerk until someone realizes they're not the first to conquer a sandpaper valley. Oh well, I guess they'll justcall me gay and head out to the pussy fields for another long sweaty day.