Bring Back Shotgun Weddings

Who cares if unwanted children Abound all over this earth? Someone else can feed them Until they have proven their worth! Of course we shall disgrace them Until they learn their place Somewhat less than human and Completely devoid of Grace! Pro-lifers must believe their God Is an old, incompetent fool Who simply can't remember What they learned in Sunday School. Freedom of Choice is an issue Pro-lifers will never forgive They MUST have the right to dictate Exactly how others must live!