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Breakfast Of Champions

Old CAP'N CRUNCH was hanging out one day With the bunch at SPECIAL K Ranch When FROOT LOOPS from the city rode by With their pay CHEX in their pants Greeted them each with warm CHEERIOS Asked them if they'd ever SHREDDED WHEAT They were full of PEP and said no not yet His shock was TOTAL and COMPLETE So he thought he'd show these SUGAR PUFFS Just how cow pokes get their KIX He mounted his faithful horse APPLE JACKS And performed a bunch of neat TRIX He turned on the JETS and performed like a vet Wearing LUCKY CHARMS on his belt Landed on his MUFFET when his horse reared up Crushed his NUTS 'N HONEY they swell't

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Date: 2/4/2024 9:25:00 AM
Excellent,creative poetry, Jack. I really enjoy my breakfast today as I read your poem. Looks of smiles, my friend. Thank You for sharing your poetic skills and creative gift. A poet friend in Texas, Bill
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2024 10:58:00 AM
Thanks from Texas my friend! Fun stuff eh? Hope you and Sara are doing well.....
Date: 2/4/2024 7:50:00 AM
Lol, I'll never see breakfast cereals in the same light. Keep serving them Jack. Tom
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Date: 2/4/2024 7:59:00 AM
Can't think of any others... can you? I can make up some! lol
Date: 2/4/2024 6:10:00 AM
and I bet there was a bit of Snap, Crackle, and POP....when he landed. This is an hilarious poem Jack, I'm sittin' her chortling and spitting as I have consumed all of the above...literally and figuratively
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2024 6:17:00 AM
Happy to provide the giggles for today John! Cheers my friends!
Date: 2/4/2024 5:40:00 AM
I can't stop laughing, Jack...this is not only hilarious, it's witty, creative, and masterfully executed. I'm most impressed....your sense of humor and wit are refreshing. I read somewhere that witty folks are highly intelligent, so I'm guessing you TOTALly are! Smiles and thanks for sharing your talents today. You made my day. Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2024 5:53:00 AM
Special words of kindness dear Sara! Didn't realize there so many brands of cereals lol fun stuff eh! lol xxx

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