Breakfast For Squids

Oooooooh bagels and bread by golly Rumors and ramekins, fools folly This attitude aggregious But a knick knack fecicious Hold a tick, did you say napkins? Not for glass jars and captains A twist off jammed and stuck in a rut Threads on a screw doing all the scut A nail has it easy All smooth and goes in easy But time and hammer gave a chance As long as it was done in baggy pants So a squid with a quiver Full of arrows did deliver Down the narrows did they float But on a paddle not a boat So he ate his breakfast fast And wiped the ink off from a blast Broke open the container It's no crazier than saner Built the shelter speedily With headphones on greedily Balanced atop a wooden oar A raft, no no, just such a bore Not very analytical But we won't become political Since it was a higher ranking tenticle Who made the inky wooden popsicle A little poem nonsensical Where sense is reprehensible